As I did my bi-weekly search the other day, I was reminded that I still had this site taking up precious internet space.* After some encouragement from an outside source**, I have decided to take it upon my self to start speaking my mind to the world again. So rejoice world, I’m here to share my thoughts, feelings, and exasterbations with you once again!***
Which brings me to first post back.
In my line of work**** I get a lot of questions that aren’t the brightest*****. Answering these questions isn’t the highlight of my day, but its what I have to do. Here’s where the fun kicks in. For those of you who don’t know, I work at the Magic Kingdom in Disney World.****** So the questions I receive from guests normally come in waves, and all concern Mickey Mouse, the 3 o’clock Parade, or getting their money back because it happened to rain in Central Florida.******* What I have decided to compile for you is an example of my favorite guest experiences that have left me with a sense of deep concern for mankind.
While standing underneath a sign that says in BOLD LETTERS******** “Meet Disney Princesses and Fairies HERE” a guest hurriedly approached me and demanded to know why they had waited in the 75 minute line for the Fairies and did not get to see Mickey Mouse. This would not have been a problem had they asked the 4 other cast members they saw in line.*********
I do realise that this post isn’t all that great. However, I promise to bring you much more excitement and adventure through later posts. Basically what I’m saying is; keep your expectations low, and you might be reasonably surprised.
And now for your moment of zen.**********
* And lucky for me, I’m sitting on Prime Interwebs Relestate. Gotta love when your old college will still let you host your rants about the world for free
** Basically the only person I’ve found so far who actually like touching my naughty bits ( I’m pushing the envelope with this one)
*** Because let’s face it, the Internet needed another blabbering idiot with too much free time.
**** First person to figure out what it is that I do wins 2 Cobbgoblin Coins (about the equivelent of 4 Shrute Bucks, or 10 Stanley Nickels)
***** Word play
****** That’s in Florida… in case you were wondering. And no I cannot get you in for free. DO NOT ASK.
******* How dare the weather ruin their vacation?! Did the weather not know that it was their last day! ( It’s always their last day)
******** Didn’t mean to yell
********* All who I might add, asked them specifically if they knew what they were in line for, and if they needed any help.
********** Its just a rough draft, but I think I’m going places with this!